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About Death To Hollywood

I am a writer/comedian that was kind of pressured into doing a blog. I didn't really know much about blogs which is why I resisted. But now that I have one, I still don't know much about them. I like to tell funny stories that are true. Hopefully, you like to read those kinds of stories. If not, go read something serious and boring.....

Dance for Grandma!

Hello readers! I haven’t told you a funeral story for a couple of weeks and this is a family favorite. As I mentioned in a previous post, Italian funerals were typically dramatic and on the occasion that something especially interesting … Continue reading

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Summer Maintenance

Hi readers, Sorry for the lack of posts this week, I’ve been preparing for my yard sale tomorrow that won’t be in yard, but on a corner, at an intersection. I love having yard sales, although kind of a pain … Continue reading

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SUCK IT!

So again, I was planning on a completely different story altogether but then Time magazine releases this cover and how can I not comment on this? Let’s start with the simple questions: Were you breast fed, and were you old … Continue reading

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The Shows I Love to Hate

Last night I flipped on the TV and it just so happened that American Idol was on. Let me start by saying I hate American Idol and all the other singing shows, so if you are a fan of any … Continue reading

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Say No To (prescription) Drugs!

I think we all know by now that I support recreational drug use provided you’re a responsible adult and you don’t take anything that you can get addicted to, such as marijuana. I think everyone also knows by now that … Continue reading

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BINGO!

 As you may or may not have, but probably have noticed, I haven’t posted any blogs this week. What can I say, I’m sorry? Okay, I’m sorry, but I’m a busy lady, or as some like to say…a busy beaver … Continue reading

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Chimpanzee and Aids

Hi readers! I apologize for my complete lack of blogs this week but on Sunday I had a sore throat and by Tuesday it had turned into a full-blown cold so I haven’t been feeling well at all, but having … Continue reading

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Friday the 13th…

Do you suffer from friggatriskaidekaphobia? If so, then you will be riddled with fear all day today because friggatriskaidekaphobia is a fear of Friday the 13th. Are you superstitious? Are you afraid to go to work today? Are you scared to eat … Continue reading

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Death to Hollywood Fun Facts

You know, sometimes I get bored telling stories, so today I’m doing something different. I love Fun Facts and decided that you should too, so I’ve compiled a list of Fun Facts to educate and entertain you…. IMPORTANT FUN FACT: … Continue reading

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Extra Good Friday!

Now that the Samantha Prick, I mean Brick, buzz died down, I wanted to wish you an Extra Good Friday, even if you’re not Catholic. I’ll be in church for three hours on my knees doing the Stations of the … Continue reading

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