Category Archives: celebrities
Summer Maintenance
Hi readers, Sorry for the lack of posts this week, I’ve been preparing for my yard sale tomorrow that won’t be in yard, but on a corner, at an intersection. I love having yard sales, although kind of a pain … Continue reading
SUCK IT!
So again, I was planning on a completely different story altogether but then Time magazine releases this cover and how can I not comment on this? Let’s start with the simple questions: Were you breast fed, and were you old … Continue reading
The Shows I Love to Hate
Last night I flipped on the TV and it just so happened that American Idol was on. Let me start by saying I hate American Idol and all the other singing shows, so if you are a fan of any … Continue reading
Say No To (prescription) Drugs!
I think we all know by now that I support recreational drug use provided you’re a responsible adult and you don’t take anything that you can get addicted to, such as marijuana. I think everyone also knows by now that … Continue reading
Chimpanzee and Aids
Hi readers! I apologize for my complete lack of blogs this week but on Sunday I had a sore throat and by Tuesday it had turned into a full-blown cold so I haven’t been feeling well at all, but having … Continue reading
Friday the 13th…
Do you suffer from friggatriskaidekaphobia? If so, then you will be riddled with fear all day today because friggatriskaidekaphobia is a fear of Friday the 13th. Are you superstitious? Are you afraid to go to work today? Are you scared to eat … Continue reading
Death to Hollywood Fun Facts
You know, sometimes I get bored telling stories, so today I’m doing something different. I love Fun Facts and decided that you should too, so I’ve compiled a list of Fun Facts to educate and entertain you…. IMPORTANT FUN FACT: … Continue reading
Samantha Brick – Check Yourself, You Wrickety Wreck (Yourself)
I was all prepared to write about “Good Friday” until I saw this article on the internet – it’s some broad complaining about how hard it is to be pretty. Jesus Christ! I had no choice but to respond to … Continue reading
Stand-up Comedy in LA
As some of you know, I started doing stand-up again after taking a break to work on the blog but also because, quite frankly, I got tired of all the “bringer” shows. In fact, one of my comic friends Facebook … Continue reading
Oscar Recap
I’ll start my Oscar recap by saying “I told ya” about Angelina’s big head and bony arms and shoulders. Her black dress looked nice with that skeleton leg sticking out of it. In addition to Brad Pitt’s ugly, long … Continue reading