Oscar Recap

Photoshop is brilliant...LOLzzz!

 

I’ll start my Oscar recap by saying “I told ya” about Angelina’s big head and bony arms and shoulders. Her black dress looked nice with that skeleton leg sticking out of it. In addition to Brad Pitt’s ugly, long hair (and I told you he wouldn’t win), it makes me wonder about a man who likes such a skinny broad. And why did she present the award with her hand on her hip as if she was on a runway? I think she’s a weirdo….moving on.

 

 

Billy Crystal should just keep hosting every year. He’s really good at it and everyone likes him and it would keep Hollywood from making such mistakes like allowing James Franco and Anne pasty-white Hathaway to host. What a mess that was last year.

I was happy Octavia Spencer won Best Supporting actress for “The Help” because I thought she was great in it, and glad Christopher Plummer won too, even though I didn’t see the movie he was in, I still think of how hot he was as Captain Von Trapp, and that’s good enough for me.

I predicted “Midnight in Paris” to win Best Original Screenplay, and let’s face it, whether you think Woody Allen is a perv for marrying his adopted daughter or whatever, he’s still a great writer. I’m glad he won.

Since I was able to see “The Artist” on Saturday, and glad I did, I was happy to see Jean Dujardin take Best Actor over Clooney. Even though I predicted Clooney, I’m glad he didn’t win. Is that wrong?  I’m just not the fan of Clooney that everyone else is. Sorry. I don’t find him to be as witty as he thinks he is.

I was thrilled Meryl Streep won because she’s the best, we all know it, and she should probably win at least one award a year for being better than everyone else.

I was really glad “The Artist” took Best Picture. It was different from the usual slop Hollywood dishes up, and I didn’t want “The Descendants” to win. I originally predicted The Descendants but after seeing The Artist, I changed my prediction and I’m happy for them, even though they’re French. 🙂

And that wraps up the whole Oscar extravaganza until next year. What did you think? Did you like the show? Did you think Cirque Du Soliel was possibly the best part of the show? Did you like Sandra Bullock’s “face work”? She had something done. What about Tom Cruise? I thought he looked quite fresh and very gay 🙂

Have a great Monday!

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5 Responses to Oscar Recap

  1. Kris says:

    Angelina?? Wow….her skeletal frame was scary! Meryl was and is the best and Christopher Plummer was great too and i am with you about how cute he was in Sound of Music. Disappointed with Sandra Bullock’s work, as i like her and she looked weird!!! Tom Cruise was fresh and so gay, but had some great work done:) looking foward now to the films i didn’t see…….overall liked the Oscars and loved Billy Crystal:)

  2. Josephine says:

    Angelina Jolie looks like she has gone over the edge. She is WAY too skinny, emaciated to the point that her skin is beginning to take on that weird thick, leathery look. You can see her skull!

    As for Meryl Streep, I like her just fine but I didn’t want her to win because of how I felt about what I have seen about the movie. Too sympathetic to Thatcher (and what was with that dress!), plus I honestly did think Glenn Close did a fantastic job in her role.

    As for Billy Crystal-they should hire him permanently. While every bit may not go over, he is a show man who can carry a show like the Oscars. He is sort of the tail end of the old style talent. He can sing, he can dance, he has the patter and as a comedian he has the timing.

  3. mdonohue says:

    I haven’t watched the oscars for a couple of years,but because of your blog,and even thoughI didn’t see any of the movies,I watched them because of your blog,and I think you deserve an award for getting so many people to participate.The game was fun,and I really enjoyed recalling some of those fabulous movies,you mentioned for us tochoose,a winner.I am already looking forward to the next game.My prize for all your effort is a free movie ticket,to any movie of your choice.Love,Mom

  4. The elder sister says:

    I loathe Hollywood and the crap it puts out there,tv., movies, music, etc…… I especially despise when they give themselves prizes for their junk, so I don’t watch! But I still wanted to win your contest, only if it was the smoking baby though!

  5. Maddie says:

    Hey Cee,
    Your Oscar commentaries were some of your best work! So fun and funny. Although I didn’t vote (is that wrong?), I followed along with bated breath, laughing out loud at comments like “get the butter,” and “pee a little like an excited puppy.” The Halle Berry thing provokes deep belly laughs, she’s so ridiculous 🙂
    I used to hate watching the Oscars with all the egomaniacs. Now I savor every minute!

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