I apologize for the lack of blogging this week but I’ve been preparing for the arrival of another Donohue, and by preparing I mean cleaning and stocking up on booze. My sister Kris is coming tonight and that means the next few days will be spent partying and having fun. Oh yeah, the Donohue’s love to party. There will be a lot of drinking and drug taking, that’s right, Kris loves drugs! (especially cocaine)
We will be most likely snorting lines of coke off strippers asses because as far as I know, that’s the only way to do coke. We’ll get some hookers and wake up in an unfamiliar place and not remember everything that happened.
Don’t worry though, we won’t be driving, but since we’ll be taking public transportation, we will protect ourselves. I’ll have a knife and she’ll have a gun because when you’re that coked up you never know what might happen. Saturday is St. Patrick’s day so we’re sure to be coked up for that not to mention hamnmered on Irish whiskey!
Anyway, I’ll be back next week. Happy St. Patrick’s Day in advance…