I was all prepared to write about “Good Friday” until I saw this article on the internet – it’s some broad complaining about how hard it is to be pretty. Jesus Christ! I had no choice but to respond to it. First of all, here is the article (you might want to read it first before you read my response to it) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Samantha-Brick-downsides-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
As you know, my darling readers, I live in Los Angeles – home of the beautiful people, and I do mean beautiful, albeit, dumb as a rock, but definitely beautiful, and the last thing ANYONE would complain about in this city is that they’re “too pretty.”
What chaps my ass about this dumb broad’s article is she acts as though it’s harder to be pretty than ugly. She’s complaining that women have been mean to her and she’s never been a bridesmaid. BOO FUCKING HOO! First of all, being a bridesmaid kind of sucks anyway, being that it’s expensive and the dresses that the bride picks are usually ugly, but more importantly, is it really so much harder to be pretty? What about women who look in the mirror and wish for a different nose, eyes, mouth, or a different face altogether? Has she never seen an episode of “The Swan?” And she has the balls to complain that life is hard because she’s pretty? FUCK YOU! And by the way, she’s not that pretty. She has crooked British teeth and stringy hair…but that’s beside the point.
The point is, if you have been blessed with good looks, and that’s all it really is, being blessed with good genes, then be grateful and keep your stupid pie hole shut! How dare you complain that women don’t like you because of your looks. That’s like celebrities crying about the paparazzi being up their ass. It’s part of the job, deal with it! How about a little gratitude and humility? A young girl I work with recently mentioned that it bothered her that men whistled at her when she walked down the street, and I said, “Be grateful they’re whistling now because at some point, they’ll stop whistling.”
It’s almost like complaining that you’re rich….”mo, money, mo problems” (as Biggie said), well then give me MO PROBLEMS! If being pretty or being rich is actually something you take the time out to write and complain about then just go ahead and kill yourself because the world doesn’t need you. There are way too many ugly, poor people who wish they had those problems, so go fuck yourself Samantha Brick! You ain’t all that!
Maybe women are mean to you because of your shitty personality, did you ever think of that? Maybe it’s not your looks after all, maybe you suck as a person. Have you ever heard a supermodel complain that it’s hard being pretty? No, because they know they’re lucky. Do they complain that they’re thin? No, because they can’t be thin enough. In fact, it’s the ones that say they can eat whatever they want and still remain thin that deserve to be killed, but that’s another topic altogether.
Anyway, if super models aren’t complaining about being pretty, then you shouldn’t either…NO ONE should. Being pretty is luck, that’s it, and if you complain about being lucky…then do us all a favor and shoot yourself in your not that pretty face. Too much? Too soon? Too bad. That’s how I feel.