I apologize for my complete lack of blogs this week but on Sunday I had a sore throat and by Tuesday it had turned into a full-blown cold so I haven’t been feeling well at all, but having a full-blown cold is still a lot better than having full-blown aids.
You know, I always found it odd that people refer to it as “full-blown aids.” Why not just aids? It’s not like you ever hear someone say they have half-blown aids, and you never hear anyone say they have full blown cancer or full blown diabetes. Right? I’m just wondering…or maybe people do say that and I just don’t know those people and their full-blown diseases. By the way, I’m not making fun of anyone who has full-blown anything, unless they have a full-blown dual pump system which is something I heard a grease monkey brag about once.
Speaking of monkeys, Disney Nature is releasing the movie Chimpanzee on Earth Day, which is tomorrow for those of you who don’t give a shit about the environment. I’m so excited to see it. Disney Nature puts out excellent films like Oceans and African Cats, and this is bound to be good. Look at the success of “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” and those weren’t even real apes! This is a documentary about “Oscar” the orphan chimp and some other big chimp that finds him and acts like a parent to him or something like that.
I think we like to watch monkeys because we’re so much like them…still…even after all these years. I bet a monkey could work an Iphone.
By the way, if you’re one of those people that feel the need to distinguish between chimps and monkeys, then I should tell you that I don’t care about your needs. I know that monkeys have tails and chimps don’t and that monkeys are closer to animals and chimps are closer to humans…blah blah blah…I know, but you have to admit that a monkey working an Iphone sounds funnier than a chimp working an Iphone, so let it go. I just think monkey is a funny word…and so is weiner.
Since I brought up aids and chimps in the same post, I couldn’t go without mentioning the old rumor about how aids got started because someone had sex with a monkey. Granted, it was the 80’s, cocaine was rampant and I imagine things got pretty wild, but c’mon! Sex with a monkey?
But then again, I recently saw this documentary called Project Nim about a family who raised a baby chimp as one of their children and the human mother BREAST FED the baby chimp!
I could go on and on about the stupidity of humans that treat chimps like people until their face or balls get ripped off, but we’ll get into that later. Have we really evolved that much? Sometimes I think not….
Have a full-blown day! 🙂