Good morning readers!
As I prepare to send the winners of the Tasty Ball contest their delicious prize, I thought I would give you a description of the types of candy I’ll be offering so that you can mull it over and figure out which might be best for you or if you should try them all.
The original one that got me hooked is the peanut butter blend that is covered in white chocolate (Little Death). I think it’s important to tell you that I don’t even like white chocolate that much…or peanut butter for that matter. But something about this mixture makes me love it so much that it’s almost perverse.
“Why is it every time I get happy you turn perverse?” Can anyone name the movie that line is from? If so, you’ll win some candy. My brother knows it, so he’s already disqualified.
The next one, Sweet Death, was an experiment. This is the one with the butterscotch covering. By the way, all the candy have the same peanut buttery blend in the middle, but the coating is what’s different. If you love the candy Butterfinger, you will LOVE this candy! But this is better and doesn’t get stuck to your teeth like Butterfinger, so….I win.
Next, is what I call Delicious Death, for all you true chocolate lovers. This covering is dark chocolate! To be honest, I think you could roll these balls in anything and they would taste good.
That sounds like something a man would say, doesn’t it?
I haven’t made ones with a milk chocolate covering, but that’s next. I might also offer a mix and match, where you could get two balls of each. It’s hard for me to not insert a dirty joke each time I say “balls,” especially when I say “two balls.” I will probably be ready to start shipping by next week. I know you just let out an excited little gasp!
So what do you think? Do you want me to offer a mix and match? But don’t get all demanding on me. I don’t want to hear (in a whiny voice) “I’d like one of this kind and 3 of that kind and 2 1/2 of that kind, and do have any other flavors, and can I get a discount, and do you have anything without gluten?” Everyone knows I hate whiny little bitches 😀
But the winners will be getting their prize soon and I’m sure will come back and let you know which is their favorite, because they’re getting some of each!
I have to go now. I have some Canadian bacon to tend to.
Have a great day! 😛