Trick or Celestial Treat!

Hello readers!

Friday seems to be the only day I am able to get around to posting a blog these days. Remember when I started this thing I was writing up to five stories a week? Did I have absolutely nothing going on in my life back then? How did I have that kind of time? Actually, now that I think about it, I believe I was working part-time, had taken a break from stand-up and these were the pre-candy selling days. Now I’m working full time, doing a few shows a month and making lots and lots of candy. In fact, as of today, Celestial Treats can be found at the Yogurt Stop in West Hollywood!

I’m very excited about this, especially with Halloween coming up because there is a huge parade on Santa Monica Boulevard on Halloween and the store is right in the middle of it, so I’m hoping to trick or Celestial treat everyone!

I also just bought some new razor blades (you know, for the kids :D)

I’m going to have a Halloween contest starting next week, but I haven’t decided on what the contest will be yet. It might have to do with horror movies, or it might have to do with costumes, or it might have to do with the election. Just kidding. Do you have a costume ready yet?  I might go buy some magic underwear and be a Mormon for Halloween. How will you know they’re magic? I will have them blessed by a magician.

You know the Mormons make the Catholics seem less weird, although when I think about the nuns making me wear a tissue on my head at church because I forgot my veil, it really isn’t that far off from the weirdness of magic underwear…. “What’s that? Your nose is running and you need a tissue? I’ll just give you this one I have bobby-pinned to the top of my head. Oh wait, I can’t give it to you because I might go to hell if I don’t have a tissue on my head. Sorry, use your sleeve.”

Anyway, readers, I hope you have a great Friday, a wonderful weekend and lots of magic happens in  your underwear.  I’m not sure what that means, take it the way you want!

About Death To Hollywood

My name is Celeste Donohue and I am a writer/comedian who started this blog to tell stories about my life growing up in a funeral home and my adult life which I have spent in Hollywood, California – hence the name, “Death To Hollywood”. Hopefully, you like to read those kinds of stories. If not, go read something serious and boring.....
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4 Responses to Trick or Celestial Treat!

  1. Kris says:

    Hahahaha….not only the veil on the head Catholic school story, but the magic underware…..that is all so great!! You made me LOL!!!! I am soooo happy your Celestial Treats are in a store…..yay Cee! Happy Friday and bring on the Kleenex:)

  2. mary donohue says:

    Congratulations.Celeste! What aTREAT to know you are in a yogurt specialty shoppe.Good luck,with it.Love,Mom

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