Friday seems to be the only day I am able to get around to posting a blog these days. Remember when I started this thing I was writing up to five stories a week? Did I have absolutely nothing going on in my life back then? How did I have that kind of time? Actually, now that I think about it, I believe I was working part-time, had taken a break from stand-up and these were the pre-candy selling days. Now I’m working full time, doing a few shows a month and making lots and lots of candy. In fact, as of today, Celestial Treats can be found at the Yogurt Stop in West Hollywood! http://www.yogurtstop.net/index.html
I’m very excited about this, especially with Halloween coming up because there is a huge parade on Santa Monica Boulevard on Halloween and the store is right in the middle of it, so I’m hoping to trick or Celestial treat everyone!
I’m going to have a Halloween contest starting next week, but I haven’t decided on what the contest will be yet. It might have to do with horror movies, or it might have to do with costumes, or it might have to do with the election. Just kidding. Do you have a costume ready yet? I might go buy some magic underwear and be a Mormon for Halloween. How will you know they’re magic? I will have them blessed by a magician.
You know the Mormons make the Catholics seem less weird, although when I think about the nuns making me wear a tissue on my head at church because I forgot my veil, it really isn’t that far off from the weirdness of magic underwear…. “What’s that? Your nose is running and you need a tissue? I’ll just give you this one I have bobby-pinned to the top of my head. Oh wait, I can’t give it to you because I might go to hell if I don’t have a tissue on my head. Sorry, use your sleeve.”
Anyway, readers, I hope you have a great Friday, a wonderful weekend and lots of magic happens in your underwear. I’m not sure what that means, take it the way you want!