Well, it’s been a week since the election and some of us are happy, some of us are sad and some of us are angry….oh well, what can we do? I was really unhappy that Prop 37 didn’t pass, and now, no one in California will know what’s in our food, and pretty soon we’ll be walking around with three tits and six balls, but whatever…what can we do?
What I would like to know is why isn’t “assisted suicide” or “death with dignity” as they like to call it now, legal in every state? Why isn’t that on the ballot? So far, it’s only legal in Washington and Oregon (which I’ll be moving to if I find out that there’s anything wrong with me, which won’t be anytime soon because I never go to the doctor. In fact, I might be dying right now because I’ve never had my cholesterol checked, so who knows? I might have a heart attack before I’m done writing this). Anyway, why isn’t this nationwide? I think if you’re too sick to take care of yourself, and you don’t want to be alive anymore, than why not move on to the next dimension…whatever that is? (maybe there’s an endless buffet) Why keep anyone who is suffering, alive? We put pets out of their misery, why not humans?
I don’t get the “pro-life” stance if someone is suffering. It’s stupid, and more importantly, why are we still arguing over a woman’s right to choose, when we’re not arguing over a dying person’s right to choose? My personal belief is that everyone has a right to decide what to do with their body while they are on this earth. If you want to destroy it with drugs, or have a baby, or not have a baby, or eat bad food, or be put out of your misery, that should be YOUR right. People are gonna do what they do anyway, why impose your stupid judgement on it? Who cares? Do what you want, it’s your body….and that should be law.
Next on the agenda is the breast-feeding doll! I don’t know what the hell the world is coming to, or what kind of weirdo kids would want this, but there is a doll that “makes little suckling noises and movements with its mouth when you hold it up to your breast — or more accurately when you hold it up to the specially made halter top you wear when you play with the doll.” WHAT?? Specially made halter top so that your kid can pretend she is breastfeeding? Yikes! Remember when creepy dolls just looked creepy because of their eyes and their weird, little teeth? Now, dolls are peeing and suckling? WTF?
I had a lot of dolls growing up and not once did I want them to pee or suckle my breast. NOT ONCE! This is creepy and encourages tough nipples too early.
Next…. I can’t fail to mention that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up this week. This made the front page of Yahoo along with the premiere of Twilight, which people camped out for. What more can I say than………………..I hate teenagers.
Thank you for reading and have a beautiful day!