This Week in Review

Well, it’s been a week since the election and some of us are happy, some of us are sad and some of us are angry….oh well, what can we do? I was really unhappy that Prop 37 didn’t pass, and now, no one in California will know what’s in our food, and pretty soon we’ll be walking around with three tits and six balls, but whatever…what can we do?

Hi! I eat California food…

What I would like to know is why isn’t “assisted suicide” or “death with dignity” as they like to call it now, legal in every state? Why isn’t that on the ballot? So far, it’s only legal in Washington and Oregon (which I’ll be moving to if I find out that there’s anything wrong with me, which won’t be anytime soon because I never go to the doctor. In fact, I might be dying right now because I’ve never had my cholesterol checked, so who knows? I might have a heart attack before I’m done writing this).  Anyway, why isn’t this nationwide? I think if you’re too sick to take care of yourself, and you don’t want to be alive anymore, than why not move on to the next dimension…whatever that is? (maybe there’s an endless buffet) Why keep anyone who is suffering, alive? We put pets out of their misery, why not humans?

I don’t get the “pro-life” stance if someone is suffering. It’s stupid, and more importantly, why are we still arguing over a woman’s right to choose, when we’re not arguing over a dying person’s right to choose? My personal belief is that everyone has a right to decide what to do with their body while they are on this earth. If you want to destroy it with drugs, or have a baby, or not have a baby, or eat bad food, or be put out of your misery, that should be YOUR right. People are gonna do what they do anyway, why impose your stupid judgement on it? Who cares? Do what you want, it’s your body….and that should be law.

weird

Next on the agenda is the breast-feeding doll! I don’t know what the hell the world is coming to, or what kind of weirdo kids would want this, but there is a doll that “makes little suckling noises and movements with its mouth when you hold it up to your breast — or more accurately when you hold it up to the specially made halter top you wear when you play with the doll.”  WHAT?? Specially made halter top so that your kid can pretend she is breastfeeding? Yikes! Remember when creepy dolls just looked creepy because of their eyes and their weird, little teeth? Now, dolls are peeing and suckling? WTF?

I had a lot of dolls growing up and not once did I want them to pee or suckle my breast. NOT ONCE! This is creepy and encourages tough nipples too early.

Next…. I can’t fail to mention that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up this week. This made the front page of Yahoo along with the premiere of Twilight, which people camped out for. What more can I say than………………..I hate teenagers.

Most importantly,  CELESTIAL TREATS are now being sold at the Yogurt Stop in West Hollywood, CA and at Homegrown in Portland, Maine.

Thank you for reading and have a beautiful day!

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I am a writer/comedian that was kind of pressured into doing a blog. I didn't really know much about blogs which is why I resisted. But now that I have one, I still don't know much about them. I like to tell funny stories that are true. Hopefully, you like to read those kinds of stories. If not, go read something serious and boring.....
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24 Responses to This Week in Review

  1. Kal says:

    Celestial Treats — now available in stores from coast to coast! (We’re still working on the the area *between* coasts…)

  2. Kristen says:

    While I encourage breastfeeding for as long as mom and child deem it appropriate, that doll is creepy! There are some things that children should not emulate in their parents!

  3. Josephine says:

    Agree, agree, agree-and I get to laugh as I do it!

    GM food should be labeled and we should be able to choose when to go if we want, as long as there is something in place so people aren’t trying to bump off inconvenient relatives to get the family fortune, and those dolls are completely ridiculous, although I seem to remember plastic baby dolls that can pee being around for awhile.

    I am so thrilled for you that your candy is taking off so well!

  4. Natalie says:

    Isn’t normal suicide illegal too? I don’t know how they prosecute those criminals..

    I also heard 37 didn’t pass because it had a lot of exemptions. Hopefully they can clean it up and put it on the ballot again soon. I also heard that some like 1.6 million votes in LA haven’t been counted for some reason, but I don’t think they’ll change it.

  5. klpeach323 says:

    When i think about delicious candies…i enjoy a Celestial treat and am quickly overcome with a mouthgasm.

  6. the Elder Sister says:

    HI Cee! Your blog still won’t include me in it’s mailing list!!!!!!
    I agree, people should do what they want with their bodies, I just don’t want to pay for their decisions, they should buy their own insurance and take their chances!!! Don’t take chances on my $!

  7. Husband of Elder Sister says:

    The husband of the Elder Sister wonders … Ok, we have breast-feeding dolls now. So when do we have copulating dolls that are needed to make the breast-feeding dolls? Might as well go “all the way”…

  8. Kris says:

    All for death with dignity- absolutely! Not so much for the breastfeeding baby doll…weird and the halter top is weird too. There was a doll that poops ….strange too!! I’ll bet those dolls make those companies millions, along with the Teen Magazine that had Justin and Salena on the cover and Breaking Dawn Part 25……kids and teens can make you a lot of money…..sell your candy to kids and teens!!!!

    Yay….Celestial Treats coast to coast:)

  9. mary donohue says:

    Why are little girls,being taught to clean up other “messes” at such an early age,and paying $$$$$$ to do it. Do they make action figures,for men,or little boys,other than blow each other up,and destroy the world? Maybe Moms and Dads like to project their roles onto their kids. For me choosing is everything that makes us human and adult.Love the candy.Mom

  10. Edith Perkins says:

    Dear ce. Your. Post of death to Hollywood are fantastic. Nobody has more fun than you, well maybe your mom and maddie and me. Our highlight is when the pats play, which can be lots of phone calls. I remember when your mom wouldn’t answer when the game was on but with all her buttons on this cinema like tv. We chat lots. Love you , you fun gal. Happy turkey day from mass. Much love, Dodie

    Sent from my iPad

  11. Julie says:

    I agree with all you said. Religion is the big impediment to rationality.

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