My Trip to the Phillipines

hacker1Some of you may know that I was in the Philippines yesterday, after deciding to take an impromptu trip, where I lost my wallet and cell phone and asked everyone on my entire email list, including people I don’t even know or remember to send me money – $1850.00 to be exact.

So did anyone step up to help me?  I hope not!! If you haven’t figured it out, my email account was hacked and I immediately started getting phone calls and texts letting me know. It really made for a fun day at work, trying to field calls and texts and posting on Facebook to let everyone know, because I couldn’t send out a mass email to everyone because those douchebag hackers wipe out your whole contact list and your “sent” email folder.

Here’s the good news. It got rid of a lot of people I’ve been meaning to clear out of my contact list and I just never got around to it, and my phone has all my contacts anyway, which made me realize that I really need to clean that up too. As for Facebook and all my “friends,” at least I can hide their posts about their what they’re eating today, auditioning for, or how much they love their “babies.”

Someone on my email list who I don’t even know, responded to my hacker email by telling me to “go fuck myself.” Isn’t that nice? Glad to know I can count on him to help me if I ever get in trouble. But what I like about my real friends is that so many of them knew it was a fake email because they knew if I was in the Philippines and was dumb enough to lose my phone and wallet and had to beg my friends for help, the email would have read a bit differently, meaning it would have been riddled with “F” words and would probably have ended saying “How drunk was I that I ended up in the Philippines?”  At least my friends know me 😀

Hackers are little nerd bitches that need to get a job, a life, and a blow-up doll.

I hope your day is hack-free.

About Death To Hollywood

My name is Celeste Donohue and I am a writer/comedian who started this blog to tell stories about my life growing up in a funeral home and my adult life which I have spent in Hollywood, California – hence the name, “Death To Hollywood”. Hopefully, you like to read those kinds of stories. If not, go read something serious and boring.....
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5 Responses to My Trip to the Phillipines

  1. mary donohue says:

    Glad you’re getting it all straightened out,and looked at it as an opportunity,to do some cleaning.Love,Mom

  2. Mr Maryknoll says:

    I was so concerned about you that i sent a check for $5000.00. If it,per chance, should end up in your account, just keep it and treat it a a token of my affection.
    Affectionately, Mr M

  3. Kris says:

    I would think, perhaps, a trip to the warm, sunny islands instead would have been more you…..Philippines? Not so much!! I didn’t fall for that trick…like the guy who commented before me:)
    Trying to have a hack free day:) Make it a great one!!!

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