Good morning readers! The Bachelor is over and I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief that he picked the girl with the least amount of “baby” in her voice. I admit I didn’t watch the show, I just got on the internet so I wouldn’t have to sit through a couple of hours of trash TV to find out which little slut he picked. There were rumors circling that he was a virgin, which is funny to me because I didn’t know there were any left in the world except for Tim Tebow. Remember him? That football player who would get down and pray or whatever the hell he was doing when something would go right for the team. I guess the “penetration” in football was enough for him. I don’t really know what penetration is in football, I just hear the announcers say it. But all kidding aside, someone needs to make a man out of them soon. The world doesn’t need any old virgins. 😀
Okay, now look at this….
My question is; how can anyone possibly take these guys seriously when they’re wearing those silly hats? It looks like they have a fancy, starched dinner napkin on their heads. Of course, as I’ve told you before, the Catholic Church is not above making you put tissues, napkins, or whatever on your head. I told you how those bitch nuns would make us bobby-pin a tissue to our head in church if we didn’t have our veil. Can you believe that? Do you really think God would not want us in church unless we have, at the very least, a tissue on our head? Is God an idiot?
Here was the headline today:
“Cardinals head to conclave to elect pope for troubled Church”
“Troubled”?? LOL! That’s an understatement. But this was my favorite part of the article:
“As in medieval times, the cardinals will be banned from communicating with the outside world. The Vatican has taken high-tech measures to ensure secrecy in the 21st century, including electronic jamming devices to prevent eavesdropping.” Medieval and high-tech at the same time, but really, medieval being a lot closer to what it really is. What a bunch of fuckers! 😀
I could go on and on about this, and I will tell you soon about the time my parents dragged us to the Eucharistic Congress, whatever the hell that is, in 1976! The Bicentennial combined with a US Papal visit?? Patriotic Catholics almost shit themselves they were so excited!
Now look at this….
This is something dumb-dumb, Kim Kardashian does to stay youthful (besides her baby voice). Dr. Jeffrey Spiegel, a board certified plastic surgeon practicing in Boston describes the procedure… “What you do is you take out from a person’s arm about two teaspoons full of blood – a standard blood draw, like you would get when you go to the doctor — and add some chemicals, spin it down, and separate it a certain way, and you end up with some fluid that can be injected into the face,” Spielgel explains. “It’s similar to — if you ever scraped your knee, that kind of yellowy stuff that you see oozing out of you – it’s like that. So then you inject this back in into the area where there are wrinkles. The thought is that the natural body products that you inject in are going to stimulate your body to produce more collagen, provide some volume in itself, perhaps it contains stem cells that are gonna help – the goal is to get a much better appearance using your own body’s blood.”
Uhhh… I have so many things to say about her that I can only sum it up by saying that she is everything that’s wrong with the world.
I would love to keep trashing the Catholic priests and Kim Kardashian, but I have bacon to tend to, so I have to go now….but have a nice day and think of me next time you put a tissue on your head.