Did you think I was dead? I completely understand if you did since I haven’t written anything since August…and to think I left you with nothing but anal beads and rosaries.
So much has happened since we last had contact. Colorado legalized weed, my sister moved to LA and I bought a wetsuit. For surfing you ask? Ummmm….me on a surfboard would be deadly. I got one to swim in the icy cold waters of my apartment building pool. Is that weird? Maybe. Would flippers and goggles be going to far? Anyway, swimming in freezing cold water is wildly invigorating! But I did order a little swim hat, which should really complete the “outfit” and when people in the building ask me what’s going on, I will let them know that I am training for the summer Olympics….I mean the senior Olympics. Whatever. Stop judging my swim hat.
I also have learned the difference between “self-evolved” and “selfie-volved” ….I’m sure you have too.
Anyway, this is just a preparation post for the 3rd annual Death to Hollywood Oscar contest! The show is next Sunday (in case you don’t live in LA where it dominates the news along with the weather when there is any trickle of rain). I will start the contest on Monday, and I have seen a lot of the movies this year so I’m excited for the show because there are some really good movies/performances this year. And Ellen is hosting, and she’s always fun. At least the host isn’t lame like last year (if you remember).
Okay, well I have to go to a timeshare viewing, so I have to go now. No, I’m not buying a timeshare but I’m getting a free trip to Vegas because of it, so….
Have a great weekend!! See you on Monday!