I’m Alive!

Hello Readers!!!

Did you think I was dead?  I completely understand if you did since I haven’t written anything since August…and to think I left you with nothing but anal beads and rosaries.

So much has happened since we last had contact. Colorado legalized weed, my sister moved to LA and I bought a wetsuit. For surfing you ask? Ummmm….me on a surfboard would be deadly.  I got one to swim in the icy cold waters of my apartment building pool. Is that weird?  Maybe. Would flippers and goggles be going to far? Anyway, swimming in flipperfreezing cold water is wildly invigorating!  But I did order a little swim hat, which should really complete the “outfit” and when people in the building ask me what’s going on, I will let them know that I am training for the summer Olympics….I mean the senior Olympics. Whatever. Stop judging my swim hat. hat



I also have learned the difference between “self-evolved” and “selfie-volved” ….I’m sure you have too.

Kris and me on the "red carpet" for the Golden Globes

Kris and me on the “red carpet” for the Golden Globes

Anyway, this is just a preparation post for the 3rd annual Death to Hollywood Oscar contest! The show is next Sunday (in case you don’t live in LA where it dominates the news along with the weather when there is any trickle of rain).  I will start the contest on Monday, and I have seen a lot of the movies this year so I’m excited for the show because there are some really good movies/performances this year. And Ellen is hosting, and she’s always fun. At least the host isn’t lame like last year (if you remember).



Okay, well I have to go to a timeshare viewing, so I have to go now.  No, I’m not buying a timeshare but I’m getting a free trip to Vegas because of it, so….

Have a great weekend!!  See you on Monday!

xo 🙂


About Death To Hollywood

My name is Celeste Donohue and I am a writer/comedian who started this blog to tell stories about my life growing up in a funeral home and my adult life which I have spent in Hollywood, California – hence the name, “Death To Hollywood”. Hopefully, you like to read those kinds of stories. If not, go read something serious and boring.....
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8 Responses to I’m Alive!

  1. Kris says:

    OMG!!! You are alive and well. The wet suit is amazing, as I have seen it in person 🙂
    I can’t wait for our pictures on the red carpet for the Oscars….yay!!!!!
    What is the big prize this year for the contest? I really want to win.

  2. Josephine says:

    Good lord, has a year passed already? I like your contest more than the Oscars, I think, but Ellen is much better, as you say.

    After that, I simply cannot believe that bathing caps still look like that. I mean, it has been decades and decades and decades. You would think they would come up with something different. (And they kinda hurt too.)

    Have fun in Vegas!

  3. Kal says:

    I did *not* assume you were dead … I assumed you were away from the internet and having a very, very good time. (Because I think that’s usually a safe assumption where you’re involved.)

    Nice to see you back here again!

  4. mary donohue says:

    So nice to hear from you,again.I love the hat and your sisters eyelashes!Love,Mom

  5. Natalie says:

    You’re back! Yay 🙂

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