Author Archives: Death To Hollywood

About Death To Hollywood

I am a writer/comedian that was kind of pressured into doing a blog. I didn't really know much about blogs which is why I resisted. But now that I have one, I still don't know much about them. I like to tell funny stories that are true. Hopefully, you like to read those kinds of stories. If not, go read something serious and boring.....

The Victims of Charlottesville – those poor white men (with small penises)!

Now that we’ve reached a new level of horror since Trump took office, I decided to write my observations. I’ve been reading and watching a lot about the Charlottesville incidents and this is what I’ve concluded: These “white nationalists”, “neo-nazis”, … Continue reading

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I Feel the Bern!

Remember when I used to write a blog? I’ve been too busy lately, but sometimes I feel compelled… From the beginning of this circus of an election, I have been a Bernie Sanders supporter. Whether you were for him or … Continue reading

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Joan and My Anniversary

Yesterday was the anniversary of my arrival in Los Angeles 25 years ago!  And on my anniversary, I had the pleasure of meeting Joan, a 91 year old woman who lives in the building next to me. (If you’re on … Continue reading

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My Great Idea

In light of recent events involving domestic violence within the NFL and Bill Cosby raping people (yes, in case you didn’t know, he’s a disgusting rapist) read here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2014/11/13/bill-cosby-raped-me-why-did-it-take-30-years-for-people-to-believe-my-story/ I came up with what I think is a pretty good … Continue reading

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Joan Rivers – A Shining Star!

Hi!  Remember me? I used to write a blog called “Death To Hollywood” and then I got busy or lazy or something and haven’t written in a long time. However, Joan Rivers death inspired me to write again because I … Continue reading

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AND THE WINNER IS……

Hello Hollywood Players! Today is the big day and I will announce the winner shortly. By the way, my sister keeps trying to convince me to make her the winner and I had to remind her that the winner is … Continue reading

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Last Chance To Enter the Oscar Giveaway!

Happy Saturday everyone! Tomorrow is the big day so I hope everyone is prepared with their hair and makeup people to look their best while watching the show! The winner will be announced tomorrow along with the prize pack so … Continue reading

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3rd Annual Death to Hollywood Oscar Giveaway Contest – Day 5

Happy Friday Hollywood players! We are getting closer to Hollywood’s Biggest Night! Today is the big day because it’s “Best Picture” Day.  I’m just gonna come out with it; I think 12 Years A Slave will take home this award. … Continue reading

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3rd Annual Death to Hollywood Oscar Giveaway Contest – Day 4

Hello Hollywood players and hopeful winners! First, I want to thank you all for entertaining me with your comments and predictions. According to your comments, the Best Actor is up for grabs, along with Best Supporting Actor and Actress. I … Continue reading

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3rd Annual Death to Hollywood Oscar Giveaway Contest – Day 3

Hello Players! So far, it looks fairly unanimous that Cate Blanchett will walk away with the Oscar for Best Actress. But will the Oscar prediction for Best Actor be just as unanimous? Well, we will see….     1. Who … Continue reading

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