The Alabama Election Results

Hello everyone,

Did I tell you I would be putting my videos out on Thursday? Well, I am. At least that is the plan for now. So since it’s Thursday, you can watch my video HERE. 

Betty Jo, an Alabama resident gives her response to the election results.

I hope you’re having a great week and thanks for reading/watching!

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Weighing In on Roy Moore

Hi Readers,

Today is the election in Alabama and it’s the first time in 25 years that a Democrat is close to winning, however, Roy Moore (a known pedophile) is the front runner so I reached out to my contact in Alabama to get a resident’s opinion and you can watch that video HERE .

Let’s hope Doug Jones wins since there’s no record of him being a pervert….at least not yet.

Thanks for reading/watching and have a great day!

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What happens when I’m bored…

Good evening ladies and gentlemen,

I will be posting videos on Thursday (and occasionally in between) and today is Thursday so you will now get to see my editing skills. I’m sure you’ll be impressed that I’m “self-taught,” well my mom will be anyway.

This video is entitled “What Happens When I’m Bored” and you can watch it HERE.

I hope you enjoy it and have a great day or night -wherever you are in the world!

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Floating Head Movie Review – Lady Bird

Good morning!

I’ve added movie reviews to my repertoire. When I recorded the first one, it looked like my head was floating, so to keep the consistency, I’ve decided to entitle the segment “The Floating Head Movie Review.” So every time I review a movie, it will be done in the floating head style. In this one I am reviewing the movie Lady Bird.

LADY BIRD REVIEW: Watch it

And no, it’s not a movie about Lady Bird Johnson – the former presidents wife.

Because who would make a movie about her??

Have a great day!

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Modern Family

Happy Saturday!  I had the fortunate experience of meeting Steven Levitan, the creator of Modern Family – the wildly successful sitcom, just the other day.  Instead of writing about the experience, I made a video about it which you can watch HERE. I also took a selfie with him and since you can’t see the full picture in the video, I’ll post it here:

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Yes, I realize it’s not the best picture of me, but I was nervous and didn’t feel like it would be appropriate to ask him to take a few pictures until I get the one where I look the best. No matter how weird I look in the picture, it was still exciting to meet him. And he was very nice which is always a pleasure to meet a nice celebrity, especially since so many are the opposite of that.

Thanks for reading/watching and have a great day!

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Black Friday Shopping

I just got finished watching a video compilation of people fist fighting and trampling each other at various stores today while taking advantage of the Black Friday deals. I see that as a good opportunity to let all those crazy people in and then lock the doors so they can’t get back out into the world.  We could let them “take care” of each other and naturally thin the herd for us.  Just a thought.

Here is another thought. If you’re going to go shopping, consider the Best Kind of Shopping.  I made a video about it here.

I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving and if you’re out shopping today, please try to avoid punching anyone.

 

 

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Happy Thanksgiving…

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL OF YOU! Here is my list of things to be thankful for, which you can watch:  List of things to be thankful for

I hope all of you have a wonderful day and try not to eat until you feel sick – like I usually do on Thanksgiving.

Have a great day!

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Death To Hollywood on YouTube

Hello Readers!

It’s been awhile since I wrote and maybe you’ve noticed a pattern – that I hardly write anymore. I’ve been busy with other projects but started to get the urge to perform again, however, my lifestyle these days just doesn’t accommodate the frequent, late nights of stand-up comedy. So I decided to take my urges to YouTube and start my own channel.  As loyal readers, I hope you will become loyal subscribers to my channel so you can watch me attempt to entertain you. Please note, I am not a millennial – this is a new platform for me so try and hang in there while I struggle with the technology to provide you with better mediocre entertainment 😀

If you click here: YouTube  – you will get to my channel.  I will post my videos here (on the blog) but if you subscribe to my channel you will get notified when I post new videos. I hope everyone is doing well and I wish you all a very Happy Thanksgiving in advance. I will be doing a video list of things I’m thankful for (like french fries) and posting it on Thanksgiving.  Until then….enjoy the short work week!

 

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The Victims of Charlottesville – those poor white men (with small penises)!

Now that we’ve reached a new level of horror since Trump took office, I decided to write my observations. I’ve been reading and watching a lot about the Charlottesville incidents and this is what I’ve concluded:Image result for charlottesville

These “white nationalists”, “neo-nazis”, “kkk”, however and whatever we want to identify them as is one thing, but how and what we should truly identify them as is “very insecure white men” (and some very dumb white women).  Watching some of these “men” on video (like the one shown crying here) just screams fear and insecurity. They so deeply believe that they are threatened that it’s almost laughable, except for that fact that they’re violent, and that’s not laughable. But fighting violence with violence is not the answer.

Having dated a slew of insecure men, I can tell you this; the more insecure they are, the tougher they act (Hello Trump!). Men that are actually tough don’t have to show it.  Watching these men marching down the street with that wacked-out look in their eyes (which is fear) and their chests all puffed out just tells you how scared they are of what deep down is at their core – inferiority.  The kind of men that freak out if a white woman dates a black man because they’re so scared that the black man’s penis is bigger. Not kidding, this is real. The kind of men that would freak out just because I said that. ( I would put money on the fact that none of those guys are above 4 inches).  They are ignorant people that are afraid of the truth and cling to their beliefs out of insecurity. And they are threatened by everyone they try to oppress; Black people, Jews, immigrants and women.

The question I am curious about is what are they so threatened by? White men are at the top of the food chain, what could possibly be so threatening to them? It’s ridiculous. That’s why they are so weak! As they chanted “Jews will not replace us”, all I could think was, what the hell are they talking about? Are Jews on some secret mission to replace a bunch of ignorant Wasps at their jobs at the hot dog restaurant?  Let them be a minority or a woman for a month and they’d probably kill themselves. White men in America are the most privileged people world-wide…YOU BUNCH OF CRY BABIES! Instead of torches they should carry rattles and put pacifiers in their dirty mouths.

Please note – I do not mean all white men. There are so many good ones – I know that and you know that (and some of them have big penises). 

I’m talking about the ones that “follow the leader” and by leader I mean people like Trump and Hitler. Both of them are and were extremely insecure, ego-driven idiots, so you can only surmise that their followers are insecure, ego-driven idiots too. Look no further than the pictures of Charlottesville – it’s in their eyes.

I mean, to think that this all started over a statue?? Get a grip losers! And by the way, here’s what Robert E. Lee thought of statues: Here

If I had it my way, we would just ignore them completely. Let them march and cry and everyone just acts like they aren’t even there. That would be fun to watch them get pissed that no one took them seriously. Of course, we can’t because they have guns and truly want to be violent – one more reason for stricter gun laws, but that’s a whole other topic. So, since we can’t just ignore them, we have to beat them. How do we beat them? By speaking up against it and by spreading love and unity everywhere we can. We can’t allow this to continue. The US has become a laughing stock around the world because of Trump and his followers. I’m heading to Europe next month and have every intention of saying I’m Canadian and to really sell it, I’ll be saying “sorry” and “about” like “sorey” and “aboat”.  Then they’ll never know :). I’m just too ashamed right now to say I’m an American.

And I’m not about to go off on a Trump rant because that is and has been totally covered by so many other people, which I appreciate, but I do want to address that if you are not a millionaire and you voted for him and really believed he was looking out for anyone other than his fellow top 1% -ers, you need to read some more. You need more education and you need to turn off Fox News.

So in summary – we need to see them for what they really are – insecure, weak people. Once you see someone’s weakness, they are exposed. Look at them objectively and suddenly you can see them for the joke that they are (like Trump). We shouldn’t fear them, we just need to overcome them. And white people need to know that we have no ownership in this country, and if you think we do, read the book “White Trash” by Nancy Isenberg – you might just see yourself in it.

Or just read something….anything! (except for Mein Kampf – I think we got it).

Have a great day. ONE LOVE!

 

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I Feel the Bern!

Remember when I used to write a blog? I’ve been too busy lately, but sometimes I feel compelled…

From the beginning of this circus of an election, I have been a Bernie Sanders supporter. Whether you were for him or not, you had to respect him, if for no other reason than the fact that he was willing to speak the truth about what is seriously wrong in our country. Even the Republicans said he is honest, and they’re not even sure what honesty is. But now that he conceded to his stolen election and is behind Hillary, this is how I feel regarding voting in November:

If Bernie is a big enough person to get behind Hillary after what was done to him (and made known thanks to the Russians LOL), along with the Obamas (who I love) and Elizabeth Warren, I feel that it’s the right thing to do for the country. Bernie is not stupid, he’s been in politics for many years and knows it’s dirty. I understand resisting voting for Hillary, but we are living in historical times right now and I do not want to be on the side that voted for Hitler….oops, I meant Trump. And whether you like it or not, if you vote independently, it won’t help anyone. This isn’t the election to vote on your own personal principles. As Noam Chomsky said, “Hold your nose and vote Democrat.” There’s too much at stake…and I don’t think the “Great Wall of China” is going to be built. Have you heard Donald Trump say “China”? It’s hilarious.

Here it is:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs

AMERICA

Here’s the most important thing for me; Last night during Obama’s speech at the DNC (who I now refer to as Dirty Nasty C…Ts), he recognized that the Sanders supporters were the ones who have brought real change to this election, therefore changing the platform of the Democratic Party. WE made a difference!  Not Hillary’s supporters, not Trump’s supporters, BERNIE’S supporters! I am proud of that. He started a revolution and we made history people! That’s exciting. I can totally tell my grandkids if I ever adopt a kid and they grow up and have a kid…which most likely won’t happen, but I can tell the people in my retirement home! The one fully equipped with golf carts, spas and illegal immigrant workers.

By the way, I’ve always felt that Bernie’s struggle first started when he claimed himself a Democratic socialist. As soon as the capitalism-loving Americans heard the word “socialist,” they put their hands over their ears and stopped listening to anything he said. I believe if he didn’t say that, he would be wiping the floors with Donald Trump’s wig right now.  It’s sad and disheartening when people don’t educate themselves. But let’s not get started on education…that’s a whole other problem.

Thank you to Bernie and all my fellow Bernie supporters. We know we were right and we made a difference! 🙂

#unity #America #feelthebern

 

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